The Wonderful World Of Odd

Dear fellow inmates,

Have you ever found yourself startled awake at 12:30 A.M. on a Saturday morning? In the dark? During which time you fail to realize you're awake until you fall less than daintily from your bed amidst lots and lots of muttered curses and highly unladylike sprawling? Only to realize there was no way in hell you were going to fall asleep again despite the fact you've only had MAYBE 2 hours of rest?

No?

Really?

Huh... I guess that's just me then. Ah well, mores the pity.

But seriously, who wants to start off their achingly early morning like that? Not moi to be sure. Which is probably why I ended up grabbing a glass of strawberry milk (drink of the gods) and got on here.

Well, come on, what else was there to do? Just lay around and hope the silence doesn't drive me batty? As amusing as it would be to watch a blond try to stave off insanity, I think this suites my purposes just a weeee bit better. This way I can simultaneously annoy you while satisfying both my need for mental stimulation and the emotional call to find solace in written words. Boo-Frackin'-Yah, man.

But... now that I've gotten this far, my brain has died the horrible death of the uninspired. Blah. I'll just have to annoy you later.

Time to trade my strawberry-bliss for coffee,
-Odd